dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
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totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
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Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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