I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
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yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
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He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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