i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
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Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
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It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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