So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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