i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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