I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
this will be a night to untag.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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