My hair reeks of homosexuality.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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