Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
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no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
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Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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