im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
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Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
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Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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