He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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