it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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