Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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