That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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