Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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