You really coming over, don't trick.
Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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