the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Everything about him screamed your future.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
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I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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