Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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