"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Let's get the cat blown out
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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