i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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