Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
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yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
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He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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