Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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