Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
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If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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