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I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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