I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
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it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
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I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
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