I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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