in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
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Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
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No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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