Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
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sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
He's a Shit stain on my heart
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Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
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So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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