I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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