There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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