Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
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It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
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I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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