CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
