When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
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Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
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Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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