I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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