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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.

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  I'm not sure what to say to that.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+

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• (631): View more from New York

  Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.

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  Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.

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• (408): View more from California

  I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"

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• (310): View more from California

  My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule

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  Thats your rule and this car is nice

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• (716): View more from New York

  We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.

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