I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
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i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
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I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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