Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.