did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I could fuck to npr.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?