Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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