He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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