I want to make a zoo with you.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
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Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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