North Korea, Best Korea!
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Randomize
