Whats the glycemic index on semen?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
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