Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
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It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
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I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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