my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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