plz talk dirty to me
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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