Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
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Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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