She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I've blown a few things in my day
bring money and cleavage
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
she pinky promised me she was 18
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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