I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
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can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
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So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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