We won't sleep together?
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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