i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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