Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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