i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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