Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
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While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
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No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
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