Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
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I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
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I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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