i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
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Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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