i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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