I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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