my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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