when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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